Michaela-Teh-Ninja

FOR THE LAST THREE HOURS I WENT TO BOSTON

I HAD TO DIRECT MY MOM TO THE AIRPORT :U

AND I WENT INSIDE AND STOOD THERE FOR TEN MINUTES AAAAND

DRUM ROLL









MY BIG SISTER CAME HOME TONIGHT FROM GERMANY
YAYAYAYAYAY

AS SOON AS I SAW HER I WAS LIKE

"SAAAAMMMMIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE*glomps*"



SHES BEEN GONE FOR TWO WEEKS

BUT I REALLY MISSED HER ;O;

I LOVE MEH BIG SIS

AAAAAAH

IM GLAD SHE'S HOME ;w;

Funny facts

Giraffes were created when MichaelaRagdoll19 uppercutted a horse.


MichaelaRagdoll19 doesn't have a bank account. She just tells the bank how much she needs.

If you gave MichaelaRagdoll19 a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second she can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare

MichaelaRagdoll19 always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Once a cobra bit MichaelaRagdoll19's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Dem serpantine better stay away from me then >w>

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And MichaelaRagdoll19."
Wow thanks Ted XD 

When MichaelaRagdoll19 answers the phone, she just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
.-. Wut

Ghosts are actually caused by MichaelaRagdoll19 killing people faster than Death can process them.
o-o...

MichaelaRagdoll19 cannot love, she can only not kill.
... To personal this actually made me cry...

AAAAAAAAAAAGH

IM SO HAPPY!!!

I JUST TALKED TO MEH DADDEHS BRODDAH *in rl*

I LUV MEH UNCLE IAN

I MIGHT SLEEP OVER HIS NEW HOUSE OVER THE WINTER VACATION

AND HE'S GETTING MARRIED

AND IM GUNNA HAVE A NEW COUSIN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;o;

HAPPY SCREAM AGH

*me and four other friends lol*
Me: *sitting at the art table drawing and eating*
Kat: heeeeey Michaela! HAILEY! DID YOU PUNCH SAM!!! c:
Hailey: yesterday he was telling me he didn't call you that... thing... Last week
Kat: but did you punch him!?
Hailey: yeah :I
Kat: YUS! THANKU!
Me: always assign the assassin to do your dirty work katelyn :U
Ashley: *walks up to table* sup betches!
Me: eeeeeh sup beeetch!
Ashley: wanna sit n eat at my table?
Me: uuuuugh... Fine -w- only if Katelyn carries meh bag...
Kat: ugh fiiiiine*takes my bag to the table*
Me: yaaaaaaay *sits at table and continues to eat :U*
Kat: *gives me her croissant* here I'm not hungry today :I
Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY BACON CROISSANT!!!*noms on it*
Ashley: ....... really -_-?
Me: *still nomming on sammich*
Kat: what.?
Ashley: the sandwhich -.-
Kat: whaaaaat she deserves it c:
Me: dank u katelyn, you mah Betch
A&K: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY
Ashley: suuuuuuure XD
Me: shut dah fuck up :U
Chris: *at other table chucks a gumball at me*
Me: *hots my chin and plops on my lap* OW WTF CHRIS XD! THANLU FOR DEH CANDEH UR AWESOME
Kat: since when is he ever not :I
Ashley: that's never XD
Me: true lol *puts gum in my bag*
Kat: so if zack and I have kids were naming them Merissa and or Niles...
Ashley: nice to know about future plans with your boyfriend XD
Me: I SAID STOP TALKING ABOUT OUR BABY PROJECT!!! And yes! NAME UR CHOLD AFTER MEH DADDEH c: *yes my rl dads name is Niles*
Kat: fuck yeah XD
Me: I'm a bitch and I'm proud!
Ashley: that is so true XD
Kat: we're betches and we're proud!
Me: lol say like that spongebob show "I'm ugly and I'm proud!" IM A BETCH AND IM PROUD*thrusts fist in the air*
K&Me: WE'RE BETCHES AND WE'RE PROUD*repeated it about five times more XD*
Ashley: you two are really stupid XD
ME: OH! You wanna go? Huh! Huh! You wanna go Betch!
Ashley: not... really XD?
Kat: I do!
Me: NO YOU BROKE MY ARM LAST TIME! You *talking to to either of them* you a sl*t *whispers*
Ashley: WAT!? Oh heeeeell naw you did not just call me that!
Me: we'll I was talking to Kat...
Kat: WUT*death glare*
Ashley: HAHAHA BETCH
Me: then again it would make more sense if I talked to you Ashley... :U
Ashley: HELL NAH! WE'RE GOING!
Me: FINALLY YUS! *arm wrestle position with right arm* oh wait lemme use my stronger arm XD *switches to left*
Ashley: no use your weaker- ugh fine..*arm wrestles me for 1 minute and she gives up unable to lower my arm* FUCK YOU BETCH NOW LET'S TRY UR WEAK ARM XD
ME: fiiiiine :I*arms wrestles her with right arm*
Ashley: *still cant beat me* AH FUCK IT BETCH >:U
Me: OOOOOOH two in a row!!! two in a row!!!
Chris: *throws more candy at us*
Me: IT'S RAINING CANDEH! ALEJUIA!*shot* YAY CHEIS YOU HATE ME! YAAAY
Ashley: no one likes you!
Me: I know....
*then we had to leave*